Recycled Gift Packaging Joke:the Political Correct Christmas?

Joke:the political correct Christmas? - recycled gift packaging

Imposed on 12 Midwinter Festival Eurocentrically, my other big consenting adults in a monogamous relationship is to me:

Twelve men recover their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN piper piping (plus the pit orchestra of 18 members of the regular members of the Musicians Equity Union urged by their union in contract, even if not asked to play a tone)

TEN melanin deprived testosterone poisoned barb of the patriarchal ruling class show jumping,

Nine persons who in rhythmic self-expression,

To steal Eight economically disadvantaged female persons milk products from enslaved bovine Americans

September swans on endangered protected wetlands by the federal --

SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans do not steal the products of animal origin of man

Five golden symbols of culture forced the National Penitentiary,

(Note: After the members of the Front for the Liberation of Animals threatened to red color on my computer, or throwand call the birds, French hens and partridge have been introduced to their natural habitat again. To prevent the animals from slavery in America, the remaining gift package revision.)

Four hours of recorded whale songs

Three Poets of deconstruction,

TWO Sierra Club calendars on recycled paper, tree carcasses are processed and printed ...

A Spotted Owl activist chained to an old pear tree growth.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah. Happy Kwanzaa. Lady Yule. Happy Holidays! (except where prohibited by law) *

* Unless you suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD). If this is the case, please replace this call for free to celebrate with the proposal, one days are quite sufficient